The commercial says: Beef.
The budget says not very often.
The kids ask, every day, What’s for dinner.
They asked. I said I don’t know.
Then I opened the fridge: 2 corn on the cobs, 2 slices of pizza.
We are a larger than that family.
I said I can open a can of peas and someone can eat that.
Yeah, that didn’t go over very well.
Still not quite enough. So I said: How about popcorn?
We now have a dinner plan.
The commercial may say beef…
but we say: Popcorn. It’s what’s for dinner.
At least for tonite it is.